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Put the Toilet Seat Down, Ladies!
...let's be fair

By Mindy Johnson in General, Marriage
Here is one of our New Year's Resolutions as a family.
To keep the toilet seat and cover down when not in use.

Ever have one of those nights where you get up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom... and you almost jump to the ceiling when your butt hits something extremely cold, you are in shock and then quickly disgusted when you realize the seat was on put down and you sat on the rim?
The rim with all the pee splishes and splashes on it from the males in your family! And it wakes every fiber in your body with disgust and anger!
Did the last male forget to put the seat down after peeing?

UGH! Yep, I HATE that!

And I realized something just the other day. I am not required to put my \"lid\" down. Why do toilet seats even have lids if we aren't going to use them? Perhaps we are the oddballs and everyone else in the world has this down.

But I wonder if I were to secretly walk in someone's bathroom unaware, would I stare into a toilet or at the lid? LET'S USE THE LID, PEOPLE....IT'S WHAT IT'S THERE FOR!! So after A- reminding Jeff, my husband, to put the seat down after using the toilet, and B-having this amazing discovery that there is a use for such a thing as a lid... I said to Jeff, \"I think from now on, let's remember to use the lid. Let's both try to remember to put the seat down.\" This treaty will not only prevent those gut wrenching potty visits, but they will help keep your \"potty area\" looking nice. Now cleaning it...that's another issue. Might want to come to a treaty on that as well.
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